"I love my job!" And "I have fun at work!"Congratulations, nice job. Do you hate your work, or at least struggle with it? Do you have some funny work stories? Maybe a little more humor on the job would make it more bearable. After all, we often spend one third of our lives at work, why not find ways to make it enjoyable and fun!
Take the following short management IQ test consisting of 4 questions and (allegedly) learn whether you are truly ready for 'management'. 1. How do you put a giraffe . . ..
Stress Reduction Kit:
1. Focus your eyes on the graphic circle for 30 full seconds.
2. Now rotate your eyes clockwise around the circle for 10 seconds.
3. Then rotate your eyes counterclockwise around the circle for 10 seconds.
4. Now go lie down and nap for 10 minutes - you're getting dizzy.
(Warning: Do not drive
or operate heavy machinery for at least 30 minutes)
You never fall asleep at work. Right. You've never nodded off, napping at your computer? Best Excuses if you get caught sleeping at work: "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." . . . "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management training class you sent me to."
Do you need a new Manager at work? Why not have some fun at work? Simply send a copy of this letter to six other departments who are tired of their managers. Then bundle up your Manager . .
Tough Day at the Office Video
Ever have one of those days at work? You know, a work day without fun? Ever work with one of those people like in this work place video? Are you one of those people? Seems like the best laid plans of mice and men can turn out differently on some days for everyone at the office. Is your day at the office sometimes like this video?
The New Employee Handbook. SURGERY. Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. PERSONAL DAYS. Each employee will receive 104 personal days each year. They are called, "Saturday" and "Sunday."
Annual Employee Evaluation
"Works well only when under constant supervision, and cornered like a rat in a trap."
It's your first day on the job, the boss asks you to write down your list of hobbies, because he wants to hand them back at the end of the year, to remind you of what you used to do when you had free time.
Here's the final word on dieting nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies about eating habits at home, at work, and dining out.
It's simply amazing what some people will put on their online job resumes. Check out some of these funny resumes. Makes you wonder what they were thinking. Makes you wonder IF they were thinking. Makes you wonder what they said.
Photocopy things around the office to have fun, such as lamps, potted plants, staplers, etc. If someone asks about it, just say, "You never can be too careful." Stare into someone's cubicle . . .
Revised Corporate Travel Policy: Due to rising expenses and budget constraints, the following corporate policies are being implemented immediately for all employees traveling on company business:
"The Government says we should be proud to be paying taxes. I think I could be just as proud for about a third of the money."
Philosophy of Work Balance
“Do not waste the vast majority of your life doing something you hate so that you can spend the small remainder sliver of your life in modest comfort. You may never reach that end anyway.
Resist the temptation to get a job. Instead, play. Find something you enjoy doing. Do it. Over and over again. You will become good at it for two reasons: you like it, and you do it often. Soon, that will have value in itself.” ― Adrian Tan
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